Nintendo Switch still Has An on-line multiplayer problem #Nintendo_SwitchAugust 16, 2019
We’re almost a year to the day since Nintendo Online launched and I still find it baffling that the Japanese gaming giant makes it so complicated, and sometimes downright impossible, to play with your friends.
The main draw for Nintendo Online is the ability to experience the online multiplayer of games like Splatoon 2, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, Super Smash Bros Ultimate, and Super Mario Maker 2, but also gain access to the glorious time waster that is Tetris 99 aka Tetris Battle Royale.
Aside from that, you get a selection of NES games to download and play, and… that’s about it.
But even with the reduced cost of a Nintendo Online subscription, it still feels like a limited experience.
And if you want to access voice chat in any of the supported games – Arms, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, Splatoon 2, Super Smash Bros Ultimate and Mario Tennis Aces – you’ll need to download the Nintendo Online smartphone app.
For me, the sole purpose of the Nintendo Online app was to allow you to access voice chat, so you could actually talk with your buddies as you enjoy the pleasures, and perils, of online gaming together.
It physically only works with the supported games – Nintendo’s own – so if you wanted to enjoy online chat while playing other online multiplayer titles, like Bethesda’s Doom, or my personal favourites Stardew Valley, Farm Together, and Super Mario Maker 2, you’ll have to find alternative means.
Of course, the limitations aren’t just confined to chat functionalities, it’s with the multiplayer in general, particularly when it comes to Nintendo’s own titles.
Nintendo did it anyway.
It is technically better than the version that existed on the 3DS or Wii, with anyone you were friends with on Miitomo or Super Mario Run automatically added as Switch friend suggestions, but it is a laborious process that makes building a Switch community among friends a trickier task.
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